queermarcobodt:

"you’re too young to know what your sexuality is" said the straight person to a queer teenager 

"he’s such a ladies’ man" said the straight person about a 6 month old baby that doesn’t know what a lady is

(via askingannamarie)

humorking:

me auditioning to model

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(Source: humorking, via askingannamarie)

moistwilly:

tbh if i was hot, the chances of me becoming a slut would increase by about idk 800%

(Source: moistwilly, via thefuuuucomics)

silenthill:

let’s all agree to get buried in a really weird position to confuse the paleontologists of the future

(via askingannamarie)

blackcollarcitizen:

Me: OMGF IT’S ALMOST TIME FOR HALLOW…

Stores: 

(via askingannamarie)