dutchster:

when you try to flick away a bug but it comes towards you instead

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getoffmybloghoe:

keep your drugs safe by putting them in a gyro bowl 

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smash-turbation:

Imagine watching an episode of Catfish and seeing someone use your pictures to catfish someone else

(Source: pornhubhemmo, via cantonment)

petalpistols:

okay if we’re mutuals u can ask for my

  • snapchat
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  • facebook
  • skype
  • kik

this has been a psa thank u

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priceofliberty:

hellabiafra:

vegasmo:

Human: “HAHAHA Animals are so dumb!”

*goes to war with its own species, uses up all of its resources, destroys its own environment, pollutes its own air and water*

Animal: *licks its own asshole*

human: *licks someone else’s asshole and calls it sex*

(via setbabiesonfire)